BlackSwan of Memphis

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  For the love of Jehovah God...

  by nvrgnbk in

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  please send money!.

  i have bills to pay and gas is expensive and it's hard to make ends meet.. simon is in arrears, to the tune of like 10,000 posts.. if i knew this jwd thing wasn't gonna work, i wouldn't have quit my real job.. your financial aid is most appreciated.. your fellow servant,.

  bro.

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  yeah ok.... <digs through coin purse...>

  ya'll have to wait til we get our next check from the state, sorry.
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  My daughter is in the hospital .......... it's kind of weird not to pray

  by AWAKE&WATCHING in

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  my daughter shannon is 20 weeks pregnant.

  the placenta is pulling loose and she has some bleeding.

  the doc seems confidant that both she and the baby will be fine.she found out this week that it is a boy.

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  I'm sorry that your daughter is going through this and I'm so sorry that you have to watch your daughter go through this.
  It's heartbreaking to watch your kids and grandkids suffer
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  Aussie actor Heath Ledger was found dead this morning

  by Es in

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  just read in our newspaper that he was found dead in his bed this morning.

  i thought he was a great actor.. r.i.p.

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  Aussie actor Heath Ledger was found dead this morning

  by Es in

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  just read in our newspaper that he was found dead in his bed this morning.

  i thought he was a great actor.. r.i.p.

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  Cute e-mail I received....

  by babygirl75 in

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  i'm going to try to implement these..... dear employees:.

  it has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.. .

  due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.. .

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  LMFAO

  SO you mean I'm NOT supposed to say the "instead of's" ohhhhhhh

  But I thought it was ok to call the stupid b------ a stupid b--------- when she f------------ screwed up $400 worth of shirts.

  Heh heh heh ok, well. I'll try the "Try Saying..." and let you know how that works.

  I reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally

  realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly

  needed this today.
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  Finally a prayer I can agree with

  by Bumble Bee in

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  Bumble- this was really funny. My husband will like it just as much.

  Reminds me of our O Canada remake.
  The first time we had accompanied my family to Evergreen Lodge in Canada we really discovered Canadian beer and at that time Molson XXX wasn't available in the States. (awesome stuff)

  After a few of those and a little Jack and making marshmallow snowmen by the campfire (we actually needed pics to help us remember)...

  We came up with this (at the time the US economy was in way better shape and the Canadian dollar was at a low)

  I'll probably get flamed for disrespecting the Canadian anthem, but heh heh the revision in the works is nicely complimentary:

  O Canada your economy sucks
  But you've got the beer
  And we have got the bucks
  With open hearts and open wallets
  We come to you each year
  O Canada O Canada will you please sell us beer?

  God keep your land
  Flowing with beer
  O Canada we'll come to you each year
  O Canada we come to for beer.

  Hey we were drinking..... (this was years ago)
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  Please give me a laugh

  by mouthy in

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  after all the drama that has been on so many posts .it got me very depressed .

  you ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids.

  well granny needs a lift.

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  Please give me a laugh

  by mouthy in

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  after all the drama that has been on so many posts .it got me very depressed .

  you ( many of you ) say your my great-grand kids or kids.

  well granny needs a lift.

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  What smells or tastes gross you out the most?

  by hillbilly in

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  we'd like to know.. ~hill.

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  exactly!!!!

  NOW add to that a mothers room

  oh this just keeps getting better...
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  What smells or tastes gross you out the most?

  by hillbilly in

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  we'd like to know.. ~hill.

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  OMG.. I cannot stand it when a woman does not bath or clean herself. I work with a gazillion women and by mid afternoon if you go in the bathroom it is horrible. Nothing makes me gag faster. So ladies! Be sure to keep your hoo hoo clean! Nasty cooch is so damn disgusting I could just cry.

  ugh this brought memories of the district assembly ladies room to mind.......

  Think Pontiac Silverdome July/August, no such thing as air conditioning....ick